i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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