i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
They took my balls.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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