Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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