Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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