Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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