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(336): View more from North Carolina

Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.

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(772): View more from Florida

i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"

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(631): View more from New York

Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying

(1-631): View more from New York

Oh good your over him

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(416): View more from Toronto

What'd I miss?

(647): View more from Ontario

Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.

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(602): View more from Arizona

Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.

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