Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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