This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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