therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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