I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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