if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
