He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Farmville is her only friend.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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