Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Couch. On fire.
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