i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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