Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
