Whod you bang
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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