Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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