i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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