physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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