do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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