so explain again why im purple
no
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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