You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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