what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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