he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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