The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
We smell like vodka and hangover
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