We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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