Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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