called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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