you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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