Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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