please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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