Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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