too bad you live with your parents still
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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