SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I am mentally ready for anal.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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