I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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