I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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