what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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