it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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