I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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