Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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