Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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