Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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