White coat. Heels.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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