Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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