My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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