You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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