Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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