I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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