If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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