Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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