I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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