Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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